This dare is a bit like my
Walk through Woods Dice Dare, but you'll have no idea what you'll be doing until you do it.
Preparation:
You will need:
-A deck of cards
-A bag with the following old clothes: t-shirt, bottoms, socks, underwear and shoes.
-A phone to follow the dare
Shuffle the deck of cards and pick the top 5 cards and don't look.
Now travel to where you wish to do the dare e.g. a forest or park, as secluded or busy as you dare.
Card 1 - Starting Off
First you need to change into the clothes you brought with you. Look at the first card:
- Hearts: Go somewhere hidden e.g. behind a bush. Get changed and leave your bag with your other clothes there.
- Clubs: Get changed in the open e.g. on the path. Hide your bag with your other clothes somewhere hidden.
- Diamonds: Get changed in the open e.g. on the path. Leave your bag so that its visible to others.
- Spades: Go somewhere hidden e.g. behind a bush. Get changed and leave your other clothes lying on the ground.
The number on the card determines how far away you will walk:
- A: 1 min walk
- 2-10: X mins walk (e.g. 7 = 7 mins)
- J: Jog for 3 mins
- Q: Jog for 5 mins
- K: Stay where you are
Card 2
Once you have travelled for the required time, look at your second card:
- Hearts: Take off and leave your socks.
- Clubs: Choose an extra dare from the next list below.
- Diamonds: Take off and leave your shoes and socks.
- Spades: Take off and leave your shoes.
Now look at the number on the card and do the corresponding dare:
- A: Do 20 sit ups and 20 push ups.
- 2-10: Find a big branch and smack your butt with it X times.
- J: Put two handfuls of mud into your underwear.
- Q: Walk barefoot in the muddiest place you can see.
- K: Make a dirt angel (a snow angel without the snow) face down.
Walk for another 5 minutes away.
Card 3
Look at your third card:
- Hearts: Remove your t-shirt and rub it in some mud. Leave it there.
- Clubs: Remove your t-shirt and pee on it. If you can't, rub it in some mud and do 2 extra dares below. Leave it there.
- Diamonds: Remove your t-shirt an leave it there
- Spades: Choose an extra dare below.
Now the number will decide your dare:
- A: Give yourself a wedgie off of a tree.
- 2-10: Finger yourself anally for X minutes.
- J: Go for a jog back to the starting location and back.
- Q: Do a handstand against a tree for 30 seconds.
- K: Find a bug and eat it.
Now go for a 2 minute jog further away.
Card 4
It's time to look at your 4th card:
- Hearts: Pull your bottoms down to your ankles for the remainder of the dare.
- Clubs: Remove your bottoms and hang them from a tree.
- Diamonds: Remove your bottoms and leave them there.
- Spades: Choose an extra dare below.
Now the dare:
- A: Record a video of yourself singing and doing the actions of 'I'm a Little Teapot'
- 2-10: Take X number of pictures of yourself in different poses.
- J: Send a snapchat to the last person to post in the Snapchat thread.
- Q: Record yourself doing the Accent Challenge upload it to Soundcloud and post it here and on the Accent Challenge thread.
- K: Upload 3 images to Kinktalk
Walk for 3 minutes further away.
Card 5
- Hearts: Remove your underwear and rip them up.
- Clubs: Put your underwear on your head.
- Diamonds: Throw your underwear so it gets stuck high up on a tree.
- Spades: Choose an extra dare below.
- A: Masturbate and orgasm twice.
- 2-10: Do X number of edges before you can cum.
- J: Masturbate and ruin your orgasm
- Q: Guys masturbate and cum on your face. Girls orgasm and rub your juices on your face. You may not touch it till the end.
- K: Masturbate with your eyes closed. If you open them, you must wait 2 mins before you can start again.
The Finale
Look at all your cards and count how many of the same suit you have:
- 2: Return to your original clothes, collecting and putting back on the clothes you left behind.
- 3: Return to your original clothes, collecting but not putting back on the clothes you left behind.
- 4: Go back to each point to collect your clothes and do one of the dares you haven't already done until you get back to your original clothes.
- 5: A flush! You must get completely naked and return to your original clothes. You may not pick up any of the clothes you left behind.
Congratulations! You've done it! Now get re-dressed go home and report how it went.