Cut a hole in your underwear and push your tackle through.
Put the key in the refilled ice tray in the freezer.
Now, leave the house for at least 4 hours. You MAY NOT button/zip your coat closed.
Take some toothpaste with you and one hour before your return squeeze some onto your glans...
And enjoy...
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40s couple
Like: flashing, exhibitionism, body jewellery
Dislike: pain, poo,
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