[Billyboy]

I found this dare a couple of months ago and just got around to doing it.

For several reasons I can only easily spank my breast/nipples (read tits) so that was the total focus of this dare. In round 5, instead of changing spanking locations, I added 30 to each roll.

I decided to use only kitchen implements for this so picked two different silicone spatulas, a wooden spoon and some kind of white plastic spoon (used like a wooden one when cooking). I have discovered you get a totally different feel from the spoon between the bowl and the back of the spoon, so that made my six choices. Rolled the die to decide the order.

All of that said, I started rolling and spanking after each roll.

Round 1 - using a wide spatula
3 - 15
3 - 15 (put 2 clothespins on balls)
1 - 5
1 - 5 (added 2 more clothespins)
1 - 5 (added 2 more clothespins)
3 - 15
1 - 5
4 - 20
4 - 20 (added 2 more clothespins)
2 - 10
5 - 25
Total 140 spanks

Round 2 - using a small red spatula
2 - 15
5 - 30
2 - 15
4 - 25
5 - 25
3 - 20
(start over)
3 - 20
1 - 10
1 - 10
6 - 35
1 - 10
1 - 10
2 - 15
3 - 20
6 - 35
5 - 30
Total 325 spanks

Round 3 - using the bowl of a wooden spoon
2 - 20
5 - 35
5 - 35 (I can't edge well, so put 2 clothespins on cock shaft)
2 - 20
4 - 30
5 - 35
4 - 30
6 - 40
Total 245 spanks

Round 4 - using white spoon back
5 - 40
4 - 35
4 - 35+20
4 - 35+20
1 - 20+20
1 - 20+20
1 - 20+20
1 - 20+20
1 - 20+20
4 - 35+20
6 - 45+20
1 - 20+20
3 - 30+20
Total 595 spanks

Round 5 - white spoon bowl
Somewhere in the middle of this round, I decided this spoon was just not hurting enough, so I went back to the bowl of the wooden spoon, which hurt a lot more)
3 - 35
4 - 40
2 - 30
2 - 30+30 (couldn't change spanking site so...)
5 - 45+30
2 - 30+30
5 - 45+30
2 - 30+30
5 - 45+30
2 - 30+30
5 - 45+30
4 - 40+30
3 - 35+30
2 - 30+30
3 - 35+30
3 - 35+30
6 - 50+30
Total 1050 spanks

Round 6 - wooden spoon back
1 - 30
5 - 50
1 - 30
4 - 45
4 - 45
3 - 40
Total 240 spanks

If I added correctly that comes out to a total of 2,595 spanks. Oh, yes, I forgot to mention I spanked each tit for every roll.

I think my tits will be a little bruised by tomorrow, but the hurt feels so good. Thanks GrrlSpanky for an awesome dare.