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Go out, find a relatively attractive male stranger. Ask to speak with him privately.* Ask him to fuck you in either pussy or ass, at his place or yours or a hotel if he wants to pay for one. If that doesn't work out find someone else and try again.

Once it comes time, tell him what you told us. Tell him to fuck you HARD and rough, ass and pussy

*not a friend or family, and not public
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otherwise:
-Extend all the fingers on one hand up from the palm and then bring them together in a cone shape. Ram that up your pussy HARD.
-Scratch and scrape at your pussy and clit with your nails. not enough to draw blood but enough to hurt
-Create a table with 11 columns numbered 2-12. Every time you roll a number add a checkmark in that column, but the same number multiple times in a row adds "negative" tallies to every column other than the one rolled, decreasing their value by one for every negative tally. Even numbers you spank your pussy that many times, odd numbers you spank your anus that many times. Keep rolling 2 dice until every column has a value of at least

-pull your sheets off your bed and shove them up your pussy. Just keep on shoving them in until they fit.