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Old 02-01-2017, 10:08 AM   #38
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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Not that i remember

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? A little came out once when i was laughing

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes, my parents loads, i always walked around in my underwear at home, occasionally just my panties

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? I walked in on my mum and her boyfriend once

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? Oh i hope not!

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? if i knew before we had sex does that count?

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? yes, a few times

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? yes

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? i'm a lady, i dont do things like that!

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? no

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? no

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? no

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? yes, i was drunk

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? yes, all the time!

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? yes, what girl hasn't in the toilets!

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? dont think so

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? yes

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?nope

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? no, i dont bleed too heavy! (lads dont be too disgusted)

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? not sure i have anything

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?not online, but friends have a few of me topless from holiday

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? no,i have a brain!

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?oh hell yes i have!

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? yes, i was drunk, most probably anyway.

25. Have you ever been in jail? no

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? yes, more than i would like

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? yes

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? no

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? no

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? yes

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? LARA CROFT!!!!!

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? yes, think most people have

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? if you saw my lips, you'd know my answer is no! always get a kiss, unless i dont want one!

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? nope

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? yep, not intentionally

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? not anymore

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? when i wa younger, i shave it all off now.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? i dont care, i'd scratch it anyway

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? yes, i have a few times, wouldnt call it walk of shame though, to me the walk of shame is what you do in the moring after waking up in a guys bed!

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