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I do this on a fairly regular basis. I work nights and have about an hour commute. Most nights I will stop at the gas station for a cup of coffee or a soda and head off to work. If I don't need gas, I will sometimes leave the house naked and toss my clothes in the trunk. Once I'm on the freeway, I hit the cruise control and start stripping out of my clothes, tossing them into the back seat. I make a game of it to see just how soon I can be naked. My record so far is one mile, but I was in sandals and shorts. If I'm in jeans and boots, it takes me two miles.

Most nights, it's not a big deal. It's dark, traffic is light, and most are so absorbed in their only worlds that they might as well be on auto-pilot. About the only time I start getting nervous is if there is construction going on. Between the extra lights, extra attention to traffic, and lane closures, I start getting nervous. I've never been pulled over, and no one has made me aware that they see me, but you never know.

When I get to work, I will usually stand outside my car and get dressed before anyone else shows up. I will occasionally get really brave, grab my clothes, and make the dash into the building naked.