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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Wiccan Wonderland
Posts: 84
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1. What's your bday? Jan 21st
2. How many children do you want to have? 2
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Trinity Ann and Crispen
4. At what age would you like to have these kids? before im 35
5. Any pets? i have 4 retared cats
6. If yes, what kind? see question 5
7. What is your dream vehicle? 1970 Doge Challenger
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Scottland to find my dream man in a kilt!!
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? the eyes, becsaue they are the windows into a persons soul
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?~~~ my smokes-i must have them, music to keep me sane, a sexy vampire to keep me happy, some kind of shelter so my vampire does not get crispy, and........books!! casue reading in my life
11. Describe your perfect date? the hell if i know i never had a perfect date, i would have to say taking a long walk through a park talking and doing some photo shoots
12. What is your darkest fantasy? getting down and dirty with a vampire
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? my stomach, my thighs, and.....well thats it im ok with who i am i just hate how my body looks
14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Sexy vampire with an accent!! who wears leather and calls me Kitten
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?...i have no opinion, to each their own
16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? in my case yes!!
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?......HELL TO THE NO!!
19. If yes what animal? >:P
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? ewww!!
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?...wow im not gonna answer this one i love my BFF to much
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? ummm.....i dk casue im not sure how much that would be in un US cash
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? the 70's so i couls get my damn Challanger!
24. Do you like chocolate? love it
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? how the fuck should i know?
26. What's your dream life? being a famous photographer or writter
27. What scares you the most and why? death...casue i dont want to die!!
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? The sky, the trees, and everything
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? the neck, casue i like to bite it...teehee
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? they dont want to so see u GET naked, it would seem like they r getting a really good peep show with the amount they charge u for a fucking exam
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yeah i love that show
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? hell no
33. If so, which ones?....:P
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? emotionally....try to NOT tell my b/f that i loved him when we were only 2 months in to the relastionship, physically...try to to jump my b/f right away!! never got the chance anyway the asshole dumped me!!
35. What are your two biggest regrets? never telling him i loved him, and....im not sure
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? kick him in the shin and tell me not to leave me
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my aunt
38. Who's the worst? no one i love then all
39. What are you most jealous of? people who have happy lives
40. Are you OCD about anything? not that i know of
41. What would you do if your best friend died? lose my mind and become more insane then i already am
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? no
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? biting my nails
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? ah shit...umm....my drage queen friend, i love him but he drives me nuts
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? ISOLATION!!
46. What size is your bed? full size
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? DUH so the bad vampires can not get out!!
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? not gonna answer casue i have no answer
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? to be happy
50. What is more important - lust or love? love
51. Define marriage in a sentence. its hard to discribe it whn u r not mairred
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? humans?
53. Does size matter? i could care less
54. Do you have any STDs? no
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? dont have one...yet
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? right now everything, i need to be taught
57. What’s your favorite position? dont have one
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? BLAH
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? by myself in my room
61. How often do you masturbate? to offten
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? a week?
64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? IDK
67. Did you get it? idk
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? no i cant dance
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? lies
70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yes
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? idk i dont talk to that GOD
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? not getting kicked out of summer school
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? yes
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? every day
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? i dont get it
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? run naked through a hot dog factory singing im an oscar myer weaner!!
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Gambit from the x-man casue hes hot!!
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? staying out late
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? cheerlearders and Twilight
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? maybe
81. What was your nickname in high school? Bitch, still is HA
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? no movie title can discribe me im speical
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? my life is boring nothing funn every happens
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i hate how stupid people are but i love how that stupidity makes me laugh
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? i was 15 and i went to Tusan Ariazon
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? go to the bathroom
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? idk
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? casue if the pizza is late its free the ambulance is gonna coast u an arm and a leg regaurdless
89. Do you think you are selfish? only around my birthday
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?...hahaha that makes me laugh
91. What is your favorite drink? vitamen water
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? leftovers, ice tea, and maybe one bottel of mikes hard lemonade
93. What is the last book you read? How to Catch and keep a vampire: a step by step guid to loving the bad and the beautiful...dint judge me
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? a lot?
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?.......QUEEN
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Insane or Crazy? The Tale of the Vampire Obssed Punk
97. How would you describe yourself in three words? insane, cute, bitchy
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. im still working for him, he is a little indain dude who dose not take taxes out of my pay and tells my coworker that she is fat
99. What is your greatest weakness? vampires!!
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? what do i look like a fucking weather man?
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