#1 - Warm-Up Round
2 - 25 slaps to each of your balls
#2 - Are We Tying Those Balls?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes
#3 - A Little Harder Now! (Hard Round Part I)
To be done Firmly, with Intent. Be a man about it and take your medicine.
2 - 25 Punches, while supporting your balls with your other hand. Don't be a wimp, PUNCH them!
#4 - What About Those Balls - Are They Tied Now?
Flip a Coin:
Tails - Nope
#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
5 - To just the right ball, 150 whacks with a ruler.
#6 - Dice Roll of Doom
Where do we go from here?
3 - Proceed to #7, after hitting your balls with a hairbrush, a ruler and a wooden spoon 33 times each.
#7 Cooldown?
Tails - No cooldown for you.
#8 - Hard Round, Part III
6 - Do #6 from Round #3 and Round #5
#9 Now what about those tied balls?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes
#10 Medium Round Part I
Medium Intensity, Not too soft but not too hard either
6 - Do the Entire Section - Yes, all of them. Aww, you poor boy.
#11 - Dice Roll of Doom Part II
Tails - Proceed to #12
#12 - If Those Balls Are Tied, Untie Them Now
No Rolling/Flipping Needed
#13 Over Now, or Not Yet?
4 - Fairly unlucky: 500 whacks to your balls with the bristle side of a hairbrush. Then you're finished.
my balls do fucking hurt now.
if any girl wants to roll for me i will do it again
