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Old 02-19-2017, 08:10 AM   #104
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There's a man and his wife in bed at night, there is a thunder storm raging outside. The man and his wife are trying to sleep, all snuggled up in the cover's when there is a knock at the door.

So the guy puts on his jeans and slippers and goes down stares. He opens the door and through all the wind and rain of the storm there's a man standing, trying to stay up straight in the wind saying "Listen you gotta help me I'm stuck, I need a push, you gotta help me here" so the man reply's "what? I'm not AA." and slams the door.

Goes up to his bedroom and tells his wife who it was. She says "What so you didn't help him?" "No" "Dont you remember that man who helped us last year, we where stuck and he helped us, we never even knew his name. It is you duty to pass that on" So the man say fine and puts back on his slippers and jeans before running downstairs and out the door

He shouts "OH! Where are you, the guy needed a push!" and he says "I'm over here, on the swing"
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