[curiousdare84]

Cows!

Here's an order for you from the farmer. Go get a sandwich bag to catch my milk. And go get some milk from those other cows and pour it in a glass.

You're going to get completely naked and sit crosslegged in the tub. The only lube you're allowed to use on your big udder is milk from those other cows.

I want a LOT of milk to take to the market, so I want you to milk yourself at least twice.

Catch all of the milk in the sandwich bag and freeze it for me. When it's good and frozen, suck on it like a popsicle.

Have fun. Happy cows make good milk.