1. When did you last masturbate?
Last night.
2. What did you use?
Hand. The ol' classic.
3. What did you think about?
I have this recurring fantasy of losing a chess game to various women and becoming their slave as a result. This time it was Amy Poehler. (I should point out that I didn't cum during that time, since I'm banned, but I edged a total of 42 times, per another dare. I tell ya you learn a thing or two about self control doing things like that. I'm not too used to edging, but so far I love it, in a strange sort of way. perhaps plain old masochism?
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
An old plastic cigar holder. Cylindrical.
5. Did you enjoy it?
Yes.
6. How long was it there for?
About ten minutes I think this last time.
7. Was it clean when it came out?
Mostly.
8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
I'm a guy, and not that I've noticed. One is probably slightly lower, but not to an extent that I've noticed it.
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
Yes
10. What happened?
Nothing much. It was a friend, and while she's fine with it, it wasn't really an issue for further discussion since we're just friends.
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
Yes, but not for ethical reasons. I've struggled a bit over the years with some more intense submissive interests as it relates to self-esteem, most because of some unrelated issues, but that's all mostly been worked out.
12. What was it?
Refer to answer #11. Not one thing in particular.
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
I would If I had one. ^^
14. If so, where do you wear it?
So If I just said 'in my ass' that would be what? boring?
Unfortunately nowhere, since I don't have one.
15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
Nope. Would gladly try in the future though, if only on the giving end, since I'm straight as far as I know.
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
Not as of yet. That's the goal.
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Probably some pics I sent someone as a punishment a couple of months ago(see my sig under 'dislikes'). They didn't include face, but I'm still not used to it, and quite well hated it, which makes it safe to say that's a good punishment...0.0
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
I would have to say self bondage with handcuffs where I lost the key and had to have a friend(the same friend from earlier) help me out. We had agreed if something were to go wrong with my 'activities' I'd get her help if needed, but it was still really embarrassing.
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Oh hell yes. Lots of that stuff please
20. What type of porn do you like?
The type that's not actual porn, mostly, in the sense of just straight up sex. Nothing against it, I just tend to get bored if it's not kink-centric.
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
mostly once-twice a day, though that's lessened a little since my 'no orgasm' stent for the next two weeks, since I don't want to accidentally go over the edge.
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
If you mean 'funishment' I do all kinds of things.
If you mean actual punishment, as in something I don't like, I'll tend to do it in accordance with failing a dare on here, or as an order from someone on GD who's orders I didn't follow correctly.
Aside from that, I'm thinking of implementing some self punishment as a way of straightening out some of my bad habits and the like in other parts of my life. Hasn't panned out yet though.
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
See above, as I unfortunately don't have a real life Mistress right now.
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
Until recently I was a little skeptical about it, as I didn't have enough knowledge about any potential damage that could occur, but I've since learned a lot and I like it, what little I've done so far, since I really like pain.
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
The site itself? no. The things done on the site? mostly.
There ya go. Good questions
