[BabyWeirdo]

Here are some easy ones:

Invest in a nail set to keep your finger nails trim and beautiful at all times. Do the same with your toe nails and also paint them.

Wear tights under any trousers you wear and a bra any time you're wearing a hoodie.

Each week take an enema with thick nappies on and lock yourself in your sissiest outfit. You're stuck like this until you've baked from scratch something that you've never baked before. That way every time you taste your baking afterwards you'll be constantly reminded of what a smelly sissy maid you are!