[just_dare_me]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
neither

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
10 years

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
orgasms in my area

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
underwear for a day

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
hair

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
poop my pants

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
payphones