1. When did you last masturbate?
couple of hours ago
2. What did you use?
Hands
3. What did you think about?
I was reading something on Reddit.
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally
Nothing
5. Did you enjoy it?
6. How long was it there for?
7. Was it clean when it came out?
8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
Not only is one of my balls hanging lower but one is bigger than the other.
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
Yes
10. What happened?
I went to a local second hand store and bought some belts and other knick knacks and then I held an impromptu evening workshop with the two women who had found out. We made homemade leather restraints and collars out of the belts.
When they left that evening one of the women wore restraints on her hands fastened together behind her back. Her feet had another set of restraints and a short hobble between them, forcing her to take very small steps. She also had on a black collar and a green leash, I made for her and she was being led by the other woman.
The "dom" later told me that she had had the "sub" in lingerie and restraints for the entire next day while they moved all her furniture around.
Both women were "bondage virgins" up to that point.
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
Yes
12. What was it?
A drunken one nighter where I came too fast and then just rolled over and fell asleep right after. Not my proudest memory.
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
No
14. If so, where do you wear it?
15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
No
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
No, not as such. The odd friendly tie-up but nothing severe.
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
None really, but I once declined a BJ from a girl who was dared to give me one.
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
Nothing comes to mind. Well maybe bicycling without wearing pants.
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Coercion/reluctance stories do, but not in IRL.
20. What type of porn do you like?
My favourite type are stories.
Asstr stories like the NIS collection(Naked in school), Bluedragons An Ordinary Teenage Sex Life on storiesonline and asstr Wizards Trailer Park series, and the Strippoker series from this site are among my favourites. Btw "buseyisms". Google it. 
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
Depends on the time of year. 1-3 times a week in the springtime and in the summer and maybe once or less per month in the winter. I hate snow.
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
Never.
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
Never
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished?
How did it feel? I did it to myself a looong time ago one afternoon. How it felt? To quote a movie: "Like masturbating with a cheese grater - Slightly interesting but for the most part just painful". I was young and stupid.
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
Some of the stories turn me on aboslutely which is mainly why I signed up. Also I´m trying to write a short based on a thread I read here.