I have absolutely nothing embarrassing on my phone. I could show it to my mum. (Well, she's dead, but you know what I mean.)
I flirted with naughty backgrounds a year or so ago, but I couldn't come up with an idea that would have been sexy and exciting without also being socially suicidal.
I also don't have a need to download porn (I've got unlimited 4G access to All The Porn There Is), and I don't chat with anyone (I hate chat!). So... nothing embarrassing.
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/Male, fairly weird - and old like Morrissey and Madonna
I'm especially keen on hidden/semi public stuff (preferably outdoors) and I like to take selfies; I'm averse to anything unethical, illegal, harmful, painful, messy/dirty/unsanitary/icky or otherwise unpleasant.
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