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Old 01-29-2014, 05:25 PM   #51
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Briefly describe your first masturbation experience:
1) How old were you? 11

2) Where did it happen? In bed.

3) What did you use to get yourself off (fingers, toys, pillow, etc.)? Fingers.

4) How did you do it (rubbing, penetration, etc.)? Rubbing my clit.

5) How did you feel about it afterward? What led you to experiment in the first place? I didn't feel any particular way. I don't even remember why I started masturbating.

Favorites:
6) How often do you masturbate? (In days or weeks) Several times a week.

7) Where is your favorite location to masturbate? Wherever I feel like it.

8) What is your favorite method to get off? (Lots of clit action, penetration, toys, etc.) Mostly clit stimulation.

9) What is your favorite toy? Vibratex vibrator

10) What position do you like to be in? (Spread eagle, standing up, face down, etc.) Face down, ass propped up.

11) Are you vocal when you masturbate? Sometimes.

12) What do you usually think about when you masturbate? It changes every time, depending on who I am involved with or what I was looking at before I started masturbating.

13) Do you have multiple orgasms? Sometimes.

Experiences:
13) What's your record for consecutive multiple orgasms? (If applicable) 6

14) What's the most amount of times you've done it in a single day? Week? Masturbation? 0 times in a day, maybe 80 in a week.

15) Have you ever been caught masturbating? If yes, elaborate. Nope.

16) Have you ever masturbated in front of another girl? Details please. If not, how about a boy? Yep. I masturbated with my Mistress watching.

17) Have you ever done it on film? Again, please explain. Yep, somewhere out there is a video of myself masturbating. Hopefully the person I gave it to kept it to himself.

18) Where is the most exciting place you have ever masturbated? Tell us about it. Nowhere, really.

19) Have you ever done a masturbation dare? Describe. Aren't most dares masturbation dares?

20) Have you ever caught someone else masturbating? Nope, and I'd rather not.

21) Have you ever done it in a car? Or other public location? Nope.

22) Have you ever used a faucet or stream of water do orgasm? Yup.

23) Have you ever humped an inanimate object to get off? What did you use? Not really.

24) Have you ever done it through clothing? More than just panties? Yup.

25) What's the most fun you've ever had doing it? Recently, it would be with my Dom, while performing watersports task for him.

26) Are you planning on masturbating soon? When, where, and how? I don't typically plan these kinds of things.

Make up your own truth and answer it:
27) Are you really a potato? Why - yes, yes I am.
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