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Old 03-04-2013, 02:08 AM   #3
Cynor
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Originally Posted by God_Of_Masters View Post
Give urself a toothpaste enema. Keep your ass closed for 1 hr. Not even a drop should spill. Now insert a tube / rod in ur pee hole as deep as u can. Drink 3 ltrs of cold water.
Put 4 clamps on ur dick and rip them off. Then edge once. Continue this for 1 hr. After d edge again the clamps and so on. The pee hole stays closed with the tube / rod the entire time.
Report with the final edge count and pm me pics or a video if possible .
Wow so much could go wrong there it's like where to begin....

Toothpaste enema? What? Do you mean diluting it (and if so what parts) or just pure toothpaste? Cause I can only imagine the damage putting a TUBE of toothpaste up your ass could cause. You do know how absorbent the ass is right? People have DIED from things like too much WINE in a "wine enema". Wine for crying out loud... What's toothpaste going to do?

Speaking of dieing... 3 liters of water? At once? Ever heard of water toxicity?

4 clamps on dick? *reads thread title and pullmyhairr's profile* Right...

Asking outright for pics/videos... yes because just because someone doesn't put that as a limit they are going to send them. And so many people HAVE that limit anyways....



Now, to try to prove I'm a nice guy also...

First off wait until you have to pee. Preferably after you've drunk a bit of water so you really need to pee and have a lot.

Now, start melting some wax, you're going to need it and the more the better.

While waiting for wax to melt and having to pee, get your enema bag out... once you've got it handy start peeing, but only for a second or two. No more than 5 max and then you're going to stop.

Can you guess what's next? That's right, you're going to fill your bag with your pee! Then top it off with water if it isn't full (which I doubt it will be rofl).

I'd imagine you know what to do now... so do it and give yourself your enema.

But wait, didn't we have wax? What to do... How about sealing your ass with wax! Pour some of that wax onto your asshole and build up a nice little seal/coat of it.

Now you're going to hold it for 2 hours. However you can lessen that time by edging with it all in you. Every edge you do you knock 10m off the time. However, every time you edge you must pour all the wax from your candle onto your clit. This wax stays on your clit until you start to masturbate again or time is up and you're releasing your enema.

Also, as a special bonus, every other edge must be done with something (I'll leave what up to you) in your urethra.

Hope you can edge quick or you're going to have a LOT of wax to pour. Of course if you do then your urethra is going to be sort of getting fucked and be sore... So I guess you have an interesting choice to make don't you? Be interested to hear what you do hehe
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