I have decided to have a go...
I got 1f and 5e confused, so ill remove 10 points from my score, as I wasn't fully nude as instructed to be in 5e.
My Report:
Spoiler:
It was near closing time so I knew it would be almost empty. I quickly went into the locker room, dropped my pants and began masturbating as quick as possible to get myself nice and hard before anyone came in! I took the picture quickly and got away without being seen... But i did half to walk out with a massive hard on that my shorts did little to hide!
Pic Proof can be seen here... http://www.kinktalk.com/talk/album.php?albumid=12479&pictureid=87712
SCOREBOARD:
Daresguy - 40
Demondare - 30