1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
not that I remember
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
not that I remember
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
nope
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
closest was seeing my step-dad in just his underwear
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
nope
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
no
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
no
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
I have a vague memory from childhood of hearing my parent and only later in life did it occur to me that they were probably having sex.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
I farted at work and it smelt awful, someone questioned it and I denied it but I think they knew it was me.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
nope
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
see 10
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
nope
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
not that I recall
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Called an old friend that I had a crush on while drunk, I think he was sleeping
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
possibly but they didn't react if they heard
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Not a scathing one
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
nope
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
I think I may have but my memory is foggy.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
n/a
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
the pictures of me on my phone that I sent to my partner of me dressed as a maid with a butt plug in.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
quite possibly
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
no
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
probably but I think I must have blocked out those memories.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
no
25. Have you ever been in jail?
no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
I was had eye surgery which left me with an eye patch over both eyes, it was only later that day when they were removed that I realised my fly had been down.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
probably but I can't remember
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
no.
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
a teacher, yes
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
not really
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
I used to masturbate to Simpson porn (Bart/Lisa mostly)
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
probably
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
not that I remember
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
I think I may have recently but there was not security there so I just left
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
occasionally on my face
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
yes, in my fly, one good reason to be clean shaven down there.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
not that I remember but probably
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
I think I have when I was living at home and had to waddle to the airing cupboard where toilet roll was kept
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