1. When did you last masturbate?
2 days ago
2. What did you use?
my hand
3. What did you think about?
Giving a girl a facial
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
a large dildo
5. Did you enjoy it?
Yes
6. How long was it there for?
20 minutes
7. Was it clean when it came out?
Yup
8. Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
I think not
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
Yes
10. What happened?
We talked about it and now he is into bondage as well 
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
Nope
12. What was it?
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
Yup
14. If so, where do you wear it?
At home or grocery shopping
15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
With a strap-on. Depending on the size of the dildo and the roughness it can be nice up to painful and humiliating
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
Yes
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Be somebody, whom I barely knew, slave on a fetish party
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
Mild breath play
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Yes
20. What type of porn do you like?
Femdom
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
Once every few days
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
Rarely, with whip or clamps
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
All kinds of ways, most painful estim or lots of hits with the paddle
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
A bit, ouch, but nice 
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
Not really