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Old 03-24-2014, 09:04 PM   #537
pet monkey
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1. When did you last masturbate? Last night

2. What did you use? My hand and imagination

3. What did you think about? Something my soon-to-be domme said

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? my finger

5. Did you enjoy it? no

6. How long was it there for? less than a minute

7. Was it clean when it came out? yes

8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? Uh.. honestly never thought to check

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? Only when i told them

10. What happened? I convinced him to let me give him a BJ while I was handcuffed

11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? Yes

12. What was it? When i lost my virginity (don't ask.. I won't share)

13. Do ever wear a butt plug? No

14. If so, where do you wear it? N/A

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. No

16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? For about a week, talking with someone new about starting a new one

17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? Drank pee

18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? Dangerous?... don't think i have.. unless you count driving on a 4 hour trip naked as dangerous...

19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? Yes

20. What type of porn do you like? Bondage

21. How frequently do you masturbate? once or twice a day

22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? Only mentally

23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? Not yet

24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? No

25. Do you get turned on my getdare? Yes
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