[WedgieFreak]

What's the worst wedgie you've ever gotten? Here's mine

It was a long time ago when I was 14. I was playing Hookie one day from school and my step sister had to go to school and my parents were at work. So I sneak up to my sisters room and grab her new bikini. I run down to the kitchen and grab a chair and bring it up to my room. I have this workout kit in my room which can hold 300 pounds so I take the workout machine hook and rise it way over my head. Then I grab the chair and climb up it. I connect the bikini to the hook and jump. It was painful but fun until I heard a rip. My sisters new bikinis were ripping. I reach for the chair and knock it over. SHIT. so I just hang there until I here the door open it was my sister. I called her name and she came up and laughed at me. I asked her not to say anything to anybody and she agreed. So after all these years she still hadn't told anyone..... But every year on Christmas she buys me a bikini