Ok, so this looks fun, I gotta do it lol
1. What's your bday? October 6th
2. How many children do you want to have? 2
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Nancy and Brenden
4. At what age would you like to have these kids? um... 20 and 22?
5. Any pets? ive got 3 dogs, but i only want 1 when i move out
6. If yes, what kind? dog?
7. What is your dream vehicle? anything that moves under its own power lol
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? back to mississippi to be with my girlfriend
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes, they show so much about a person
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? a knife and sharpener for simple survival, a chess set for something to do, a light blanket in case it gets cold, and a tent to stay out of the weather
11. Describe your perfect date? a nice home-made dinner and cuddling on the couch
12. What is your darkest fantasy? darkest?... i dont know if it would fit, but i want my girlfriend to bite me and drink my blood while she orgasms -blushes a little-
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? i would become more responsible, i wouldnt procrastinate, and i would become more assertive
14. Describe your perfect man or woman. my girlfriend
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? i find it a disgusting concept personally, but to each their own, if you like it thats your business
16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no... see above question lol
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? technically... i dont think so lol
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no
19. If yes what animal? n/a
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? ugh... a dog i suppose...
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? most definitely watching lol
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? $1.6 mill?... i would secure a good house for my girlfriend and i and start my own bakery, then invest and save the rest for the future
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? i would go back to when i first graduated high school and work harder so i could be with my girlfriend now instead of a thousand miles away
24. Do you like chocolate? of course lol
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? because they all have tiny #@%#s lol
26. What's your dream life? any one spent with my baby
27. What scares you the most and why? needles... if you were meant to be stabbed youd heal faster
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? a womans eyes, a body of water on a breezy day, and the starry night sky
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? dirty or non-dirty lol?
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? good question lol, ask Doctor
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yup
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? i have
33. If so, which ones? cant remember lol
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? emotionally- walking away from my girlfriend to fly home
physically- i chopped down a big tree with just a hatchet once
35. What are your two biggest regrets? not being able to be with my girlfriend now, and being friends with a couple of someones
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? not ever talk to them, and be more responsible
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my grandpa lol
38. Who's the worst? my sister
39. What are you most jealous of? anyone who can see my girlfriend every day
40. Are you OCD about anything? a few things
41. What would you do if your best friend died? my girlfriend is my best friend, and i would follow her to any hell and drag her back myself
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? i would really rather not know lol
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? fidgeting
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? my cousin
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? definitely isolation
46. What size is your bed? single
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? old superstitions about the dead rising lol
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? most definitely cheese
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? to live with my girlfriend
50. What is more important - lust or love? love
51. Define marriage in a sentence. Marriage is the legal, but not necessarily required, union of two people who love each other.
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? they do count each other, they just skip a number lol
53. Does size matter? in spoons? most definitely lol, otherwise you cant fit in the jar to get the food out
54. Do you have any STDs? not one
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? fingering lol
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? unfortunately stamina
57. What’s your favorite position? doggy so far lol
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? it means theres a catch lol
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) kinda i guess, but i didnt name it lol
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? my girlfriends sisters couch lmao
61. How often do you masturbate? used to be at least every day, now not so often
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? nope, theyre sharp on that end lol
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 2 weeks, not fun
64. Have you ever made a self-porn? pictures lol
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yup
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? a painter i guess lol
67. Did you get it? yeah
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? theres a decent chance lol
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? stupid people
70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? shut off the hurricane please?
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? being friends with some of the people i was
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? nope
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? only when i dont notice it
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 10 miles over?
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? watch all the idiots lol
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? noone? theyre 2d lol
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? a lot of things lol
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? vomit in all its stages
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? yup, its pi times half the width of your butt crack to the third power lol
81. What was your nickname in high school? more things than i can mention lol
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? if theres one called "why me?" that would be it lol
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? meeting my girlfriend
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i love the capacity for learning, but i hate how stupid and stubborn most people are
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? in 2007 to england for the world scout jamboree
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? open my eyes lol?
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? ireland, ive always wanted to live there
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? because theyre smarter lol
89. Do you think you are selfish? i think people can learn to not be, but yes
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? because then people might get a more fun idea, and theyd wet themselves
91. What is your favorite drink? milk or coffee or coke zero
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? stuff you really dont want to eat id wager lol
93. What is the last book you read? The Alchemyst
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? more than there need to be
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? to wake up from the weird dream i was having
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? hmm... "why me?" comes to mind again lol
97. How would you describe yourself in three words? humorous, procrastinator, eccentric
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. havent really had a bad one yet
99. What is your greatest weakness? i cant say no to her
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? too damn cold lol