[Use_Me]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Last nights sleepware, batman pajama bottons and softball jersey
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Stocks for an hour, yes its terribly embarrasing but no stress of having to frantically make it home
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad, I talk about tons of inappropriate stuff with my mom, my dad on the other hand would not handle it well
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog, i have a thing for petplay
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Guys
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I'd probably be too embarrassed and wait it out
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
pole dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch I think
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
Definitly A, breasts just get in the way unless theyre on other people
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Unicorn Horn
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug, I hate things in my mouth
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite gender undies
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last person I texted. Was planning to next time I see him anyway lol
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge