1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
My Halloween costume was a bloody vampire, but last nights sleepwear was only a pair of undies.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
OMG this one is kinda hard… Probably the 2 hour walk… I might be able to hide LOL
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Ummmm, they both are embarrassing AF but my mom like announces it and makes fun of me LOL
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Oh wow, a dog totally.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Oh, well definitely depends on my mood.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
OMG I would love to see their faces at my doctor office, but I like the idea of that sensation for a week!
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance all day long
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion of course LOL
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
Oh god, I think I could do a lot with 3 inches LOL
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
F totally
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Tail all the way
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Oooooh I like the awkward public place… Airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Other sexes undies. I mean I do.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
next stranger next stranger LOL
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Prob kitchen fridge, my fam knows im a weirdo already LOL
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