1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?I guess yes, during sleep when I was deeply asleep... Though this happened once, maybe twice.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes, but there was no "caught". It was just normal.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? See above.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No.
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No.
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Probably yes...
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Surely yes.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Unfortunately, yes.
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Not that I can remember of.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Nope.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? No, I can behave myself even when drunk.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Most likely, yes.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No, usually I don't do that.
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Nope
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Oh, yes.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? not applicable
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Probably the logs on my computer, if this person had access to.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Nude photos possibly yes, unwanted rather not.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Nope, I know the basics of the internet. Though never say no...
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Surely I did, but I can't remember right now.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? I'm mostly right and I don't tend to argue, if I know I am wrong or unsure.
So rather not.
25. Have you ever been in jail? No.
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Of course, it happens to everyone.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yep, many times.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? How can this be accidentally..?
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Why should I?
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Sure.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Sometimes, there used to be floating around some pictures of the Marge Simpson and Lisa being older (<18!
)
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No.
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yes, for sure.
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? I guess yes, but right now I cannot remember.
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Somewhere cheating, like playing board games, for sure. Other than that, no.
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Not that I am aware of.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Very few in nowadays, but from time to time I do.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Oh yes, it hurts.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? I guys anyone has had this experience in life...
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes, though I usually check before hand to avoid this situation.