[Consensus]

1. When did you last masturbate? Morning, 22nd

2. What did you use? My hand

3. What did you think about? Being cross-dressed, tied up to a tree and left

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? tampon 23rd December 2013

5. Did you enjoy it? Oddly... yes.

6. How long was it there for? ~10mins

7. Was it clean when it came out? Mostly

8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? Nope

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? My mad-ex and my wife

10. What happened? Mad ex encouraged it. Wife... we don't discuss it

11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? Yes

12. What was it? Pretty much anything involving pron.

13. Do ever wear a butt plug? No

14. If so, where do you wear it? N/A

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. Nope

16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? Nope

17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? Singing to girly songs on a morning with family in the house...

18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? unprotected sex

19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? No idea

20. What type of porn do you like? Bondage

21. How frequently do you masturbate? At least once a day atm

22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? No

23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? No

24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? Nope

25. Do you get turned on my getdare? Alas, no. Thanks for trying though.