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Originally Posted by sparxx

Here are the punishments I pm'ed you and you asked for me to post.
1)
get a wine bottle, empty or full, and some lube. coat the neck of the bottle in lube and put the neck into your bum. then put the base on your seat in front of your computer and sit down with it in your bum. now you have to go on to the get dare forums and go to the story section and read stories, you have to finger your pussy the whole time you read. you must read for at least 24 muinites and you must finish any story you read more than half of. and as you are sitting on the wine bottle twist side to side aswell. as you finger your pussy and twist side to side using the bottle in your bum as a pivot, you will slide down very gradually, that should get your bum nice and lose, enough for you to get your hand in when you are done
put a mark on the bottle where it is before/ after the dare so you see how much you improved

2)
next time you are alone at home, you have to get the largest fruit you can fit into your bum, strip naked, lube it up. and put it in, you must put it in until your hole closes around it, then go put on a bikini and go to your backyard and put the garden hose into your bum. hold it in and put it on fairly strong for 5 seconds and then low for 10 muinites. during the 10 minutes the hose is in you it should be fairly low so that you are full at 10 mins ( as in, if you went 1 more min you would feel like you were gonna burst). so you should be pretty damn full at the end. during that time you have to hold it in your bum while in your back yard you do 20 jumping jacks, jog around your back yard 5 times, hold it in for the entire duration. when the 10 mins are up, remove the hose but keep your butt plugged up with your finger. dance around abit and see if you can still feel the fruit inside of you. keeping your butt plugged up you must go inside and find a cucumber, then go back outside and remove your bottoms, then you must put the cucumber in your ass, all the way so your butthole closes around it. and then stand up and dance around and see if the cucumber/ water comes out on it's own. it shouldn't. if it doesn't then go into your room and get dressed in panties, jeans, and leave your bikini top on. go for a walk outside and find a hidden place, there you are to pull down your pants and panties and pull open your bum with your hands and let the water and other contents of your ass burst out. when done put the cucumber and fruit back into your bum and walk home, and leave the cucumber in your bum for one hour.

I think this guy's on to something. You could grow chrysanthemums in your rectum, and rhododendrons, and Douglas firs. Have your rectum made a national forest. You could also start a vegetable plot in there - it would help reduce World hunger if you gave all the produce free to the third world. That's assuming that a) you can find a garden hose manufacturer that supplies soft, smooth nozzle attachments for delicate anal parts, and b) the internal water flow doesn't explode the cavity or create an immense backsurge up your intestinal tract that drowns you from the arse.