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Whenever you are not doing someone else dare or maybe even while depending on the dare you will be a dog. You will wear a collar and leash only, eat and drink from dishes on the floor without utencils, relieve yourself outside and act in a doglike manner. Bark at passing cars or pedestrians, wag your tail (which if you dont have one you shall make one with a piece of frayed rope with a large knot on one end that you can insert into your ass. Every little while you will stand in front of the windows facing the street with your paws against the glass. If you see anyone you must jump up and down and bark at them. If you can you should make some puppy ears you can wear perhaps some rags cut, folded and attached to a headband or something. Carry your ballgag around in your mouth as if it was a favorite fetching toy. Toss it out into the yard and fetch it up to the porch again. Dogs in my house are not allowed on the furniture or beds so you must sit or lay on the floor in doggy fashion as you relax or sleep. You may throw a blanket on the floor (unless you have a large enough dog crate or bed) to curl up on while you sleep naked and without covers.