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. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Not since about 2nd grade.

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? other than leaking a bit while running to the bathroom, no.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes. Several times

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Yes

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes. Very awkward - agreed.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? yes - equally awkward.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Yes.

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Yes

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Yes

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Yes

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Yep.

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Yes

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? No

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Not to an unintended contact, no.

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yes

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/A

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? 18 inch dildo and urethral sounds

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Not 100% sure.

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Lots of times.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Of course.

25. Have you ever been in jail? No

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yep.

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? No

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Oh yeah

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? No

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yes. Over myself and over others. Red wine - multiple glasses at once.

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Yes

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yep

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Used to; not anymore.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Zippers, yes.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Technically yes, except I scratched anyway.

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yep
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