1. When did you last masturbate?
About 5 minutes ago.
2. What did you use?
My hand
3. What did you think about?
A few girls I did it with recently
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
My poop came out and sucked up a bit before it came out again when i took a dump
5. Did you enjoy it?
Hell no!
6. How long was it there for?
Few minutes
7. Was it clean when it came out?
Thats impossible, its poop
8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
Sometimes
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
Yes
10. What happened?
I like to make photos and videos of my sexcapades and post them all over the net. Someone recognized my dick. It was my girlfriend. 
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
No
12. What was it?
n/a
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
No
14. If so, where do you wear it?
n/a but doesn't it go in your butt?
15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
Yes, I have banged around 10-15 girls in the butt.
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
no
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Mangina
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
Had sex in a road
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Humiliating my sexual partners is hot
20. What type of porn do you like?
Exgf giving bjs, facials
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
Multiple times per day
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
no
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
no
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
no
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
sometimes a little but not like that