1. How are you today?
Good, thanks! How are u?
2. What is the most clothes you've ever worn in the shower?
None :P
3. Use three words to describe the first dick you sucked. If you have never sucked a dick, what is your favourite pizza topping?
Big, sweaty, difficult
4. What % battery is your phone on right now? Is it on charge?
Using my laptop 
47%, and no
5. Are there naked photos of you on the internet?
I think so
6. Have you ever masturbated while someone watched on Omegle (or similar)?
Nope
7. Would you be interested in watching me masturbate on Omegle (or similar)?
Not my thing
8. What is the least clothes you have ever worn while playing a musical instrument?
Fully clothed
9a. Men: What is the circumference of your erect penis?
9b. Women: What is your favourite sports team?
Manchester United
10. If you have ever drank your own pee, what container did you drink it from?
Many times, just from glasses, but once i licked it up from a bowl
11a. Women: Without wearing a bra, what is the measurement between your nipples?
11b. Men: Can you roll your tongue?
21-24 cm depending on where u measure from