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iSpuds · 05-05-2014, 09:40 AM

Hi, my name is iSpuds.

Last night, I dreamt about living as an intergalactic coal-miner.

I last masturbated 2 minutes/hours/days/weeks ago.

I most want to have sexual fun with the user, alex.peyne, from getDare.

If I were to have a pornstar name, it would be Amber Stone.

I'm wearing Beige coloured underwear.

Boy shorts are my favourite type of underwear.

I wear my awesomeness to bed every night.

My fantasy place to masturbate at/in is Alex's bed.

05-05-2014, 09:40 AM	#22
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Hi, my name is iSpuds. Last night, I dreamt about living as an intergalactic coal-miner. I last masturbated 2 minutes/hours/days/weeks ago. I most want to have sexual fun with the user, alex.peyne, from getDare. If I were to have a pornstar name, it would be Amber Stone. I'm wearing Beige coloured underwear. Boy shorts are my favourite type of underwear. I wear my awesomeness to bed every night. My fantasy place to masturbate at/in is Alex's bed. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"