Oh well, this got out of control quickly! Long term is a limit, so I will try to do:
I have to do a 128 minute wedgie everyday for 28 days.
And I will try a different wedgie every time from this site:
https://www.wikihow-fun.com/Give-a-Wedgie
Probably I will not manage to do a wedgie every day. I will count the days I could not do a wedgie, and then think what to do about it.
Edit: When reading the description properly, the number is actually the number of posts BEFORE you post. This is how I interpret it...