That might have been the longest dare I've ever done, took me something like two hours and a half. And it wasn't even
fun per se, because most of the tasks were things I don't care about much, but in a way that made it hotter, because here I was doing these no-fun things just because someone I don't even know had said so on the internet. Anyway, here's how it went (jotted down while I was playing and cleaned up a bit afterwards):
0 - I chose edging, but without any porn it was surprisingly hard. Who knew!
6 - Drink a full glass of water.
That was easy, phew.
9 - Give each ass cheek 10 moderate spanks.
I chose to use a leather paddle since it's the implement I can hit myself with the easiest and hardest. Love a spanking, so that was nice.
14 - Give your clit/dick 10 moderate spanks.
That I love less, but here we go... Ok, so even 10 moderate spanks hurt a lot and it took some self discipline to do it. My clit is burning a little (my ass still is, too, not sure those spanks were so moderate), but it's making me even wetter, too, so... yeah. I always think I don't like any pussy torture but then when it happens I kind of do.
16 - Snake, back to number 6.
Yay for staying hydrated, I guess? I can tell where this is headed and I'm not thrilled.
10 - Hold an ice cube on each nipple until they both melt completely.
That wasn't too bad, my nipples aren't very sensitive and it probably hurt my fingers more than them. The tingling when the cubes had melted and my nipples started thawing was a little uncomfortable though, in a good way.
15 - Ladder
Hah, justice!
26 - Drink a full glass of water.
... dammit. At what point becomes drinking water too quickly a problem again? (I checked, and apparently the kidneys can deal with a liter of water or so per hour, so I'm still good. Practice RACK, people.)
27 - Do 10 squats.
I like squats, so that was easy.
33 - Rub toothpaste or heat cream on your balls/pussy and leave it on for the rest of the game.
Sigh. I had hoped I could avoid that. Here we go! Ugh, this is always so deceptively harmless at first and now it's really starting to burn and I hate it. (I used toothpaste, btw, don't have any heat cream or other menthol stuff.) This will probably make whatever is coming up a lot less enjoyable.
38 - Put 2 ice cubes in your ass (and 2 in your pussy if applicable) until they have both melted completely.
Ok, ice cubes in my pussy I can deal with, but I've never had any in my ass. Let's see how this goes! Ok, got them in my pussy, which now feels thoroughly refreshed, in a not very nice way. I actually like the feeling of melting icecubes in there, but combined with the toothpaste it's just burning and umcomfortable and turning me off. As for my ass, I couldn't even get the first one in, it hurt too much and just felt unsafe somehow. So I guess I failed that one.
Punishment: 3, so I need to do 37 and 39.
37 - Snap a rubber band on your dick/clit.
OUCH. But at least it was just once, so doable.
39 - Give each ass cheek 25 hard spanks.
On the one hand, yay spanking! On the other, that's a lot. Brb. Ok, my ass is burning and I'm turned back on. It's embarassing how wet a spanking gets me, even when I do it myself. Back to the game.
(Point count: 5)
42 - Write the following line (or something similar, to your taste) 20 times by hand [...]
I hate writing lines, it's tedious and I find it oddly humiliating to write out things like that. But at least I didn't make a mistake, even though concentrating got hard pretty quickly - between the toothpaste and spanked ass and the tediousness of writing I kept spacing out.
46 - Snake
Awww, not fair!
25 - Edge twice, holding each edge for 5 seconds.
With the toothpaste that first edge took me almost 15 minutes and by now I'm starting to have to pee and I'm a little scared that I'm only 1/4 through, bloody snakes. But fuck I'm turned on again.
27 - Do 10 squats.
More squats? I have already worked out today! Oh well. Really glad I don't have to pee more badly yet and that the icecubes are melted and mostly dripped out, so I didn't make a mess.
31 - Give your balls/pussy 10 moderate spanks.
At least it's not the clit this time (although that could be interesting after the toothpaste, which has worn off quite a bit through the edging). Still hurts, so ouch.
32 - Edge three times, holding each edge for 5 seconds.
Getting to the edge was easy this time, but holding it without cumming was HARD. So was stopping and getting back to the game, so turned on and wet. Also the video I watched unexpectedly contained piss and that was weirdly hot when I need to pee but presumably can't.
36 - Ladder, yes!
44 - Snap a rubber band 5 times on your dick/clit.
... or no.
Ok, here we go. (Had to type this five times, too turned on.) Took me like 10 tries because I missed or chickened out, but made it. I hate clit pain so much but it also makes me so wet.
47 - Drink a full glass of water.
Oh noooo.
51 - Ladder! Go to 67 and complete the task on that space.
Phew.
67 - Edge six times, holding each edge for 15 seconds.
Should have known better than to be excited. Not sure I'll make it through that one. ... Nope, I didn't make it to 15 seconds before having to stop even once. Having to pee doesn't help, that only turns me on more.
Punishment: 1 - So 15 more points all in all. Point count: 20
68 - Snap a rubber band on your dick/clit 10 times.
That dice hates me. Ouch, but at this point I'm so turned on that even though it hurt a lot (my clit is very sensitive by now) it's also really really hot.
72 - [Summary: nipple clamps and strings]
Ok, that sounds complicated, let's see. Ok, done, and so far not too bad, though I feel silly, like a puppet on a string.
77 - Drink a full glass of water out of the toilet.
Nope, that's a limit. And as much as I frown on punishing someone for having a limit, I rolled for handicap: 3 - If you roll a 3, it is now worth 1 instead.
78 - Ladder! Go to 98 and complete the task on that space.
For once I'm glad for this dice's love of low numbers.
98 - Edge ten times, holding each edge for 20 seconds.
Have I mentioned that I really should know better by this point? Feels so good to edge, but no way I can ride it for 20 seconds. I want to cum really badly (even more than I want to pee).
Punishment: 1 again, so 15 more points. Point count: 35
97 - [Summary: manipulate clothespins and shorten string]
It doesn't really say what to do if you had 2ft strings on, but I assume shortening them and following the instructions for when you already have clamps on a 1ft string. Pulling them off and putting them on my nipples was fine, clamps on labia also, but typing is harder with short string. Trying to stay crosslegged so I don't pull on labia is even harder.
99 - Snake
80. [More clamps and strings]
Pulling them off was hard and painful, new ones are okay. Already a little annoyed by always having to watch out for the strings.
87 - Ladder
94 - Drink a glass of water out of the toilet, then give yourself a swirly.
Nope, limit.
Handicap: 5 - You are no longer allowed to use ladders. Every time you land on a ladder, receive 5 points.
Point count: 40
100 FINALLY (I wrote as I was playing, although really I expected this to take even longer and was probably pretty lucky with my rolls). My nipples hurt so badly and I have to pee so much.
Orgasm roll: 3
With my final point count that makes 80 seconds. I HATE post-orgasm stimulation, so that is just the icing on the humiliating cake, sigh. I was going to use the hell out of those dildos now, because I can't believe they were sitting there all the time and I didn't get to use them ONCE, but I might hold off on that a little. On the other hand I really want to cum. Which almost makes it fun again, because what a dilemma. And at least I'm so happy I finally got to take those clamps off and can go pee now.
Thank you to the creator of this, I don't think I would do it again, but I appreciate the amount of work it must have been to create, and that it contains tasks that are tough but mostly doable.