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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Once when sitting on a small toilet as an adult some piss splashed out between the bowl and seat and got the back of my jeans wet.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Yes, I once brought friends home to find my parents and their friends skinny dipping in the pool.

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
No, but my mother has asked about the photos I have of friends engaging in pup play.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No.

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Heard but not caught.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
No

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No. I've had a card declined due to system issues and had to find an ATM to pay by cash though.

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Not awful. Just too forward when drunk.

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
No

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
A cock cage

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Yes but not with face

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Of course. My first gay crush. Wasn't in to me at all.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No

25. Have you ever been in jail?
No

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Hasn't everyone?

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes. Broken lock in a pub.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No.

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No.

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
No.

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No.

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
I've probably spilt some food off my plate yes? But not in a big way...

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No.

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes but because of something not due to stealing. Also a few times when entering!

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Occasionally around my nose.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
No.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
No

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Hasn't everyone? Of course I have.