Warning: Blonde stereotype joke
I was talking to two girls, a blonde and a brunette.
Told them I could 'see' colours through my fingers but they didn't believe me.
So I told them that I would bet £10 that I could tell what colour their knickers
were without seeing them by just putting my hand up their skirt and touching the knickers.
The brunette agreed to try it and put £10 on the table, I matched it.
Put my hand up her skirt and felt her knickers for a minute and said that they
were white with pink flowers (a complete guess) and she was amazed that I
was right.
The blonde went next, I put my hand up her skirt and felt round for a minute or
two before giving her the £10.
She laughed and said she knew she'd win the bet.
The brunette asked her why?
The blonde said that she knew she'd win as she wasn't wearing knickers!
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