SECTION 1: Masturbation
1: Right hand or left? BOTH, USUALLY RIGHT MORE
2: Slow or fast? FAST
3: Porn or none? NONE
4: Toys or none? NONE
5: Lubed or dry? DRY/WATER
6: Bed or shower? SHOWER
SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)
1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio? ZAC EFRON
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz?
3: Barack Obama or George Bush?
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush? MICHELLE OBAMA
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus?
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas?
SECTION 3: Fetishes
1: Feet or piss? PISS
2: Armpits or nipples? BOTH
3: Ice cream or pudding? NEITHER
4: Piercings or tattoos? NONE
5: Caucasian or Asian? CAUCASIAN
6: Leather or chains? LEATHER
SECTION 4: Pornography
1: Fetish porn or plain old sex? FETISH
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn? GAY
3: Furries or rubber? RUBBER
4: Doctor's office or school? BOTH
5: Animated or live-action? LIVE
6: Anal or oral? BOTH
SECTION 5: Rituals
1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night? MORNING
2: Sleep naked or not? NOT
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all? MORNING
4: Wash hair or body first? BODY
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants? PANTS BEFORE SOCKS
6: Get online right when you get up or later? LATER
SECTION 6: Oral
1: Teeth or tongue? TEETH
2: Head or whole shaft? HEAD
3: Condom or bare? BARE
4: Lube or not? NOT
5: Giving or receiving? BOTH
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting? KNEELING/SITTING
SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap
1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)?
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)? BOXERS
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut? CUT
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)? NOT
4: Ice or hot wax? ICE
5: Nose or assh*le? ASSH*LE
6: Electricity or fire? NEITHER
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