1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
My finger.
2. What was your last received pm in reference to?
The story I'm writing, check it out in my sig 
3. What does your last text message say?
excluding the one from my network provider it says "I noticed, thanks babe 
i love you xx
4. Who is your last phone call from?
My girlfriend.
5. What is the last thing you spent money on?
An online grocery shop.
6. Where is the last place you traveled to aside from work, school, or your home?
The shop at the petrol station.
7. What was the last thing you shaved?
My pubes.
8. What was the last argument you had about?
I don't remember. I don't argue often.
9. What was the last thread you commented about?
Where I live.
10. What was the last tv show/move you saw?
A documentary about ancient Egypt.
11. What was the last thing you physically wrote down?
A list of the top 10 most successful music artists as I played along to a guessing game on Youtube.
12. What was the last thing you threw out?
Tissues.
13. What was the last regret you had?
Getting naked while I did my lines.
14. What was the last thing you said aloud?
Probably "Love you" or "Night" or something like that.
15. What was the color of the underwear you wore yesterday?
Blue with stars.
16. What was the last thing you were sad about?
My mental health.
17. Who was the last person you had a sexual encounter with?
My girlfriend.
18. What was the last thing you fantasized about?
Being naked a drunk with a friend.
19. What was the last thing you touched aside from a phone/tablet/computer?
my cup of tea.
20. What was the last song you listened to?
Aerials by System of a Down.