Lololololol. I can imagine this entire scene...
*Le me at cinema with sweet non existant sexual man friend
*Le man friend buys nice large popcorn box to obtain large penis
*After comfortably eating the top section of popcorn during the pre-film ad's le sexy man friend pokes me
"I got you a present in this box"
*Le sexy man friend shifty eyes and one eyebrow raises.. some kind of facial twitch
*Insert dimming lights*
*Le sexy me licks lips and goes in for the kill
*Insert blowjob gif*
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