[tim.too]

I'm to lazy to roll the dice, so I'll simply answer all the questions...


SECTION 1: Masturbation

1: Right hand or left?
right
2: Slow or fast?
depends on my mood, I'll speed up and I'll slow down...
3: Porn or none?
Sometimes, but not all the time
4: Toys or none?
Not so often, but I've done it
5: Lubed or dry?
normally dry, but for anal stimulation I prefer lubed
6: Bed or shower?
I prefer bed, but I've done it in the shower

SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)

1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio?
none
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz?
Cameron Diaz is nice, but I'd prefer Milla Jovovich in her 5th Element outfit
3: Barack Obama or George Bush?
non, but if I had to choose I would prefer Barack
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush?
definitely Michelle
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus?
both
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas?
none

SECTION 3: Fetishes

1: Feet or piss?
none
2: Armpits or nipples?
arm pits
3: Ice cream or pudding?
ice cream
4: Piercings or tattoos?
both
5: Caucasian or Asian?
both
6: Leather or chains?
leathers

SECTION 4: Pornography

1: Fetish porn or plain old sex?
both
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn?
can't say, both are ok but I prefer male/female
3: Furries or rubber?
rubber
4: Doctor's office or school?
no
5: Animated or live-action?
live-action
6: Anal or oral?
oral

SECTION 5: Rituals

1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night?
morning
2: Sleep naked or not?
I'd like to, but normally it is to cold...
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all?
morning, night, during the day...
4: Wash hair or body first?
hair
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants?
socks
6: Get online right when you get up or later?
later, mostly in the evening...

SECTION 6: Oral

1: Teeth or tongue?
tongue
2: Head or whole shaft?
whole shaft
3: Condom or bare?
bare
4: Lube or not?
not
5: Giving or receiving?
both
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting?
doesn't matter

SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap

1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)?
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)?
going commando is nice, but normally I wear briefs. However, I like thongs as well
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut
definitely cut
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)?
I do not understand the question.
You're asking if I have had anal sex? So far not with men
4: Ice or hot wax?
depends where, both can be nice
5: Nose or assh*le?
assh*le?
6: Electricity or fire?
none