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SECTION 1: Masturbation

1: Right hand or left?
2: Slow or fast?
3: Porn or none?
Porn
4: Toys or none?
None.
5: Lubed or dry?
6: Bed or shower?

SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)

1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio?
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz?
3: Barack Obama or George Bush?
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush?
Michelle Obama
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus?
Miley Cyrus
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas?

SECTION 3: Fetishes

1: Feet or piss?
Piss?
2: Armpits or nipples?
3: Ice cream or pudding?
4: Piercings or tattoos?
5: Caucasian or Asian?
Caucasian?
6: Leather or chains?

SECTION 4: Pornography

1: Fetish porn or plain old sex?
Depends on my mood.
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn?
3: Furries or rubber?
4: Doctor's office or school?
5: Animated or live-action?
Live-Action
6: Anal or oral?

SECTION 5: Rituals

1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night?
2: Sleep naked or not?
No.
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all?
4: Wash hair or body first?
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants?
Pants before socks.
6: Get online right when you get up or later?

SECTION 6: Oral

1: Teeth or tongue?
2: Head or whole shaft?
3: Condom or bare?
Bare
4: Lube or not?
5: Giving or receiving?
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting?
Kneeling

SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap

1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)?
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)?
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut?
Cut.
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)?
4: Ice or hot wax?
5: Nose or asshole?
What? Asshole.
6: Electricity or fire?