[scguycola]

SECTION 1: Masturbation rolled a 2

1: Right hand or left? right
2: Slow or fast? slow, then fast
3: Porn or none?
4: Toys or none?
5: Lubed or dry?
6: Bed or shower?

SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed) rolled a 2 again

1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio?
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz? Cameron Diaz... she seems less crazy
3: Barack Obama or George Bush?
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush?
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus? Vanessa Hudgens... even though I'm a Southern guy, Miley's twang can get annoying
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas?

SECTION 3: Fetishes another 2? seriously?

1: Feet or piss? not a fan of either, but if I was forced to pick, I guess feet
2: Armpits or nipples?
3: Ice cream or pudding?
4: Piercings or tattoos? depends how they're done
5: Caucasian or Asian?
6: Leather or chains?

SECTION 4: Pornography 1

1: Fetish porn or plain old sex?
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn?
3: Furries or rubber?
4: Doctor's office or school? school
5: Animated or live-action?
6: Anal or oral?

SECTION 5: Rituals 4... dammit

1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night?
2: Sleep naked or not?
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all? usually at night... sometimes morning
4: Wash hair or body first? hair
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants? socks before pants
6: Get online right when you get up or later? right when I get up if I have time

SECTION 6: Oral 4 again

1: Teeth or tongue?
2: Head or whole shaft?
3: Condom or bare? during oral? usually bare
4: Lube or not? not
5: Giving or receiving? I've never given... my ex wasn't really comfortable with that
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting? laying on the bed?

SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap 6.. oh joy

1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)?
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)? boxers or boxer briefs.... right now, I'm wearing my Homer Simpson boxers
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut? well mine's cut.... not sure if I have that strong of an opinion though
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)? I've had a couple of objects up there due to dares but that's about it
4: Ice or hot wax? ice ice baby... (sorry, couldn't resist
5: Nose or assh*le? for what?
6: Electricity or fire? uhh.. neither?