[sexandaggression]

I wouldn't recommend doing this dare. Good job thinking it out and all that, but think about it. I work drive thru. If that happened to me, I'd call the cops or report you for sexual harassment. Obstructing traffic, in public, completely nude, where young children can see you, probably isn't good either. I'm not positive about the law, but that might be filed under "indecent exposure" if a particularly strict cop happens to help you.