[laurapug6]

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?

2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?

4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I’m sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I’m sorry)

5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?

6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?

7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?

9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?

10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?
11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?

12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?

13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?

14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?

15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?