1. Put 4 clothespins on your balls, 2 on your shaft, and 2 on the head of your cock.
2. Use a rubber band to shoot them off. You get five tries per clothes pins. For every pin that you failed to shoot off add two extra.
3. Rub hot sauce into your balls for 5 minutes
4. Then coat your entire cock in toothpaste or icy hot
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