05-05-2014, 04:53 AM
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Starchy Sadist
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 921
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1. What is the lamest gift you've ever given? One of those habitat awareness birthday cards with a photo of an ostrich and no words inside. (I just signed "Happy Birthday!")
2. What is the lamest gift you've ever received? A really crappy ginger bread house-making kit.
3. What is the funniest/silliest gift you've ever given? Can't think of any.
4. What is the funniest/silliest gift you've ever received? A ridiculously large dildo "modeled" after a gay pornstar.
5. What's the ultimate gift you've given? A pretty nice guitar pedal.
6. What's the ultimate gift you've received? That's a tie between my vibrator and my one-year Crunchyroll membership.
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