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Old 02-19-2017, 05:57 PM   #9
iSpuds
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I don't shave at all. I don't trim. I've no interest in either. Plus, Monkey's fine with my pubic hair (he'd better be!), so it's never even a discussion.
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"iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith

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"Prismarine!"
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