Go outside with a bottle of mayonnaise. Pour the entire bottle down the front of your underwear. Then give yourself a Melvin wedgie. Do 20 jumping jacks like that.
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Real Name: Jay Bird
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Loves: Minor to moderate ball pain, wedgies, masturbation
Likes: Anal, non-permanent severe ball pain, teasing
Soft Limits: Photography (no face), exposure
Hard Limits: Photography (with face), friends, family, children
PM me a body part and I will rub it, exposed, against a neighbor's door.
PM me a number and I will slap my balls that many times.
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