1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I didn't dress up for Halloween so it'd have to be last night's sleepwear. Pyjama trousers and a t-shirt.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Naked in the stocks
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A baby
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I'd go to the doctor, they must see that sort of thing all the time
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
A lap dance. Not that it would be very good, haha.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
I've always been interested in small penis humiliation, but am not quite small enough for it. But I think I'd go for the monster cock.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
F cup. I'd spend all day looking in the mirror
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Unicorn horn
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
At a nightclub
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
I don't know how a buttplug feels. But probably a ball gag.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Haha, a jungle
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
The next stranger, since the last person I texted was a male friend and with a stranger I have a 50/50 chance of it being a woman.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge
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